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Quantum Leap Vs Poor Feng Shui

Yin & Yang

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For over 100 years, the orphanage was home to children from poor or broken homes as well as unwanted babies. The orphanage took in many Chinese baby girls born in the year of the tiger - " tiger girls " because of the strong superstitious belief that they would bring bad luck to their families.

In 1963, the Mother Superior noted that this practice was stopped as there was a marked change in this supersitious belief. The Home of Abandoned Babies ceased finally in 1983 when the CHIJ Convent was relocated.

Some people have no shame in using Feng Shui to sell useless commercial products that only enrich themselves....

When the buying stops; the selling can!

Authentic Feng Shui is not about buying such products! Our grandparents time, parents time don't have such things.... who are these people kidding? You and me? Nah.... give them no chance to cheat us!

Another thing.. is it true that you can buy anything from eBay? Yes/No??

This is the way this lady interprets the Five Elements concept and is applying it closely.....

A world's first! And erh! luckily, she is bald. Or is her baldness caused by all these? earlier.. when she used to die her hair a different colour each day?

Nowadays, she wears a matching coloured wig each day....

How do I solve a problem that is out of my control?

Do I call for help; or become physical? Which is a better solution? DIY?

You are now advised to go to your new desk, located next to the toilet.

Part of your responsibilities are to collect toilet "money".

We really, really, want you to go, soon! No, no, not to the toilet, but out of this office... soon....

And yes, we don't want to retrench you.. We just want you to GO, GO, GO!!!!!

This is the best way to make your employer resign!

You don't always have to face West if you are a West group person...if you are not studying .......... please!]]> Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:57:06 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26532&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26531&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Rule #2:

If the boss is wrong, refer to Rule #1

What story! Don't be lazy! Go figure it yourself!

If you really can't understand, this; it implies you are relatively poor in Shapes and Forms observation!

You might like to consider experiencing more time and effort under Flying Star Feng Shui! Trust me!

What you mean by too large?

If the kitchen is larger than the living room; it is said that the women would control the entire home!

In Singapore, she (the women or wife) will become the Minister of Finance at home; while her husband would become the Minister without portfolio.....

1. One day, it is the tax man that is coming after me.

2. The next day, the loan shark poured red paint and scribbled "O$P$".

3. Just yesterday, a ghost, came and left in a hurry!

Some homes have deterrent locks; shared guards and even lots of cactus plots at strategic areas of the house compound!]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:29:44 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26525&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26523&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Look what I have done to the cards? Or rather.. what has the cards done to me! Boo... Boo.... Boo.. sob.. sob.. sob.....

How do you know? The symbol says so!]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:53:49 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26522&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26521&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Look out for these symbols! They indicate whether the home is suitable for you or not?]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:29:33 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26521&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26520&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Due to the effects of global warming... our sea-line will definitely rise within the next 20 years or more...

This symbol implies:

2019 = house on stilts will still be OK.
2029 = house will partially be under water!

Morale of the Story? Don't buy low lying homes that are close to sea-level! Unless, your home is in Holland!

How nice, if we each house or apartment can be labelled clearly!

For example, in a sales catalogue for a home for sale; we get to see all the various icons / symbols ... highlighting various aspects of a home...

But, I will certainly, leave this home alone... if I ever get to see this icon!

1. A weak fire person should use more "wood" element e.g. green...

2. In the Aliens trilogy, the aliens have GREEN blood...

3. Nowadays, the green movement is strong....

1. Nowadays, many seek the advice of Geomancers before committing to a purchasing a home.

2. These are the smart people.

3. The not so smart? Purchased their home and then seek Feng Shui advice?

4. Like this illustration: He earthed himself before, turning on electrical appliances in his toilet.

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it....

For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence?

Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?"

Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or worse ... retrench me!" Erh Hemmm!  OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan?

It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

So "strange!" Our homes are next to each other!

Yet, my neighbour employed a Geomancer. And the Geomancer tweaked his home into a home with Quantum Leap in Feng Shui.

I don't know what this Quantum Leap in Feng Shui? Some kind of Physics experiment?

All I know is that my home enjoys ROTTEN luck! 

I am trying to activate my mountain star!]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:33:15 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26512&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26492&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

My money, my building, my office, my home, my income!

Oh, My, My, My, My.....

1. In every line of work, we have be extra tactful when it comes to human feelings or fears.

2. For example, a Geomancer should not tell his client: Hey! Tommorrow, you are gona "go down-under" or disappear from the face of this earth...

I will return to the Far East! While you get lost and go back to Far West! Please!!!]]> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:52:38 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26458&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26393&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Do you prefer to be rich or poor?]]> Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:02:13 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26393&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26391&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Must be auspicious! How can it be inauspicious?]]> Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:05:19 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26391&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26387&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

My best friend betrayed me!

Help! I need to find out where are the #3 and disarm them!

Yeah, you got to find out yourself!]]> Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:48:42 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26386&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26376&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

You are using the wrong tool!]]> Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:15:46 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26376&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26377&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Yes, I am replacing all my wardrope with new tailor made clothing!

And I MUST have BLUE, BLACK OR GREY! PLEASE!

The building block of most mountains starts with grains of sand.. or soil... Get it?]]> Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:24:32 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26330&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26325&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Huh? How did you know that my daughter is a greedy (contantly hungry fella?)]]> Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:18:44 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26325&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26327&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Am I money faced? Look carefully into my eyes! PLEASE!]]> Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:28:15 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26327&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26326&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

I am a man. Can I be a home-maker?

Can I be a successful home-maker? Enjoy life? Let wife support me? HOW? MARRY A FILTHY RICH WOMAN!

I have both leaks in my car and home! HELP! SOS!]]> Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:58:40 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26319&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26312&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

Why change such a perfectly good sink cabinet? Why?]]> Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:52:49 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26312&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26311&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

What did the architect say about the revised layout plans?]]> Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:45:13 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26311&new= http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26305&new= Posted by: Ce____ L.

This grandma sells anything under the sun, sea, sky or earth!

You want to buy it.. she sure sells it! In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit... Amen!

You must be a weak metal person or weak earth person!]]> Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:37:57 GMT http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=26304&new=